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1 new, starting at $8.97
This is a brand new 8"x12" Warning Sign. This sign is made with an exterior grade PVC plastic and printed with the best inks in the industry. Perfect for outdoor use for over 5 years or will look great inside. No rusting or fading indoors or out!! The sign come with round corners and 2 holes for easy mounting.
Another Psycho Cat Owner Pre-Empts Damages SuitReviewed by F. Slack, 2009-12-14
As with the psycho-cat owner above, I have been concerned about an intruder entering our home and it all ending in tears - and not the cat's !! Our cat is on homeopathic remedies to try and quieten her but being a tortoise-shell she is mad as a hatter and basically nothing works. We even fear for our lives -well, that's maybe a tad dramatic - but certainly we always need to know where she is to prevent the maniacal fur-ball flying through the air at us, claws primed and ready to launch. The Attack Cat Sign will be placed out of her reach and sight (not an easy task - see other owner above for details) - we also hope for a reduction in our insurance costs as hopefully this sign will now avert a future CATastrophe {sorry :( }. Can definitely recommend this sign - well made and should stand up to feline fury.
Burglars BewareReviewed by pherretbat, 2009-12-03
So I was driving home from a friend's house at five in the morning
after having left my cats home alone all night. As my mind wandered
I thought, "What if I get home and find that someone has broken
into my house." Then the more realistic part of me chimed in, "If
someone broke into my house, Milbury, my psychotic attack cat,
would visciously attck them." Then I had an image in my head of
coming home to the body of a dead burglar sprawled across my dining
room floor. I started to fear the legal problems I would face if my
cats attacked and killed an intruder, since I have seen cases of
thieves suing the homeowners after being injured on their
propety.
Once I got home I promptly went online in search of a way to
protect myself from this inevitable disaster and I found this sign.
I ordered and it was delvered prompty. The envelope that this sign
comes in has one of those pull strings to open it. This was a
fantastic bonus as both of my cats enoyed playing with the
cardboard string and it distacted them while I posted the sign in
my front window.
Now I can rest assured that if and when someone breaks and enters
into my house and is promptly killed by my psychotic cat I will
only have to worry about cleaning up the blood. I wonder if I can
get a discount on my homeowners insurance... I'll have to look that
up.
You should buy this product, even if just for the pull string,
totally worth it!
